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The Comprehensive Guide to Smoking in Your Room Without Getting Caught

There are a lot of guides online that tell you how to smoke in your room without getting caught...but most of those methods aren't more than a couple drier sheets and a towel under the door.
Using a combination of new- and old-school methods of discreet smoking, a little scientific knowledge, and some common sense, we've created a fool-proof method for smoking in your room without getting caught. Just make sure you read through all the instructions before attempting this method.


YOU WILL NEED:
  • Any amount of marijuana
  • 1 Bong (If you cannot access a bong any other GLASS piece should be used. If you use a joint/blunt, you will get caught.)
  • 1 Towel
  • 1 Fan (a small fan or one that fits in your window is preferred)
  • 1 Bee Line or I-TAL Hemp Wick(A lighter can be used if that's your style)
  • 1 Brita filter (unused)
  • 1 Paper towel tube
  • Music
THE SETUP:
  1. Turn on music. Loud, but not so loud that it will attract attention from the hallway. Just loud enough to cover up any sounds that you're making inside your room.
  2. Roll up your towel (lengthwise) and put it up against the crack at the bottom of your door (between the floor and the door). Be careful not to shove the towel into the crack - this will make it visible from the outside and cause suspicion.
  3. Open your window and turn on your fan so that it's blowing air outside. If it's cold outside (colder than in your room), you're probably better off not opening your window. The cold air will actually flow into your room and make it more likely to carry any scents into the hallway outside your room. (Remember, air moves from areas of high density to low density. Cold air is more dense than hot air!)
  4. Create an Activated Carbon Sploof. Just stick the slim end of the Brita in one end of the paper towel tube and seal them together with some duct tape. If you want added protection shove some drier sheets into the open space inside the paper towel tube. If you don't have a Brita filter lying around, you can make your own activated carbon sploof from scratch.
    This step is critical. If you don't make a Sploof you will create a scent and you will get caught.
THE SESSION:
  1. Pack your bowl, put water in your pipe, make sure you've done steps 1-4 of "THE SETUP", and have your Activated Carbon Sploof nearby.
  2. Light your natural hemp wick and use it to light your herb. After you have lit the bowl, shake the hemp wick to put it out or snub it out on some flame-proof surface. (Don't forget that you have to pull the slide though!)
  3. As you complete your hit and pull the slide you must cap the bowl. Cover the open top of the bowl with your palm and plug the other open end with a spare finger. If you don't cap the bowl smoke will escape and make your room smell.
  4. After you have cleared the piece and held your hit to your liking, exhale your entire hit into the Activated Carbon Sploof. Take a breath of fresh air and then exhale into the sploof again, just to make sure it's clear and no smoke will escape unfiltered.
TIPS:
  • Although using a sploof reduces the smell of marijuana so that it is 99.99% unnoticeable, you may want to spray your preferred air freshener or neutralizer. Just in case.
  • Never forget to exhale your hit into the sploof. If you forget, you're probably fucked.
  • Hope for the best, plan for the worst - make sure you have a quick and safe place to stash all of your paraphernalia
  • Chew some gum. Although your room won't smell, your breath will.
  • Don't be a dumbass. Stupid mistakes are what gets people caught.

Happy smoking and good luck! If you try our method and find a way to improve it, let us know by leaving a comment on this post!

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